Screw you Bill Gross. After a very long travel day(ish), I find myself in the office on a Sunday trying to get ahead of things for a busy few weeks work wise. I have a million things on my mind, a few big decisions to make and I'm moderately cranky because evidently flying does take a toll on me when Boondock isn't on the other end, who knew?! Reality has a way of slowly sinking in no matter how hard you try to get it drunk so it is more likable, what a buzz-kill.
Solution: the correct ratio of passiveaggressivenotes.com and haiku should be a start. Anything is better than rolling correlation and marginal-contribution-to-risk analysis. True story.
Captain Planet
Our powers combined.
Wow, what great propaganda.
Evil business.
Perfect Strangers
Set in Chicago.
Cousin Balki was the best,
despite the goat thing.
Reading Rainbow
Get kids to read more.
An admirable goal, but
who picked the host*?
*In 1986, LeVar Burton appeared in the music video for the song "Word Up!" by the funk/R&B group Cameo.
GUTS
Oh Agrocraig, you
will haunt my dreams forever.
Sill searching eBay.
Family Matters
I bet you didn't
know that Eddie is now on -
Young and the Resteless
Not great, I know. These aren't ideal working conditions. I'll stick with it.
Word,
-I Heart Palindromes
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