12 January 2011

Haiku Part Deux

It is only modestly disturbing that the best education the world has ever been able to furnish has not been able to displace this data from my head.  In good news, Haiku give me a tremendous opportunity to count on my fingers.  A truly liberating experience.

Bill Nye, The Science Guy

Bill, that grass car is sweet.
Thanks for not mentioning that
girls hate science dorks.

Full House

Three men raise family.
The uncle plays with puppets.
Now, twins turn to drugs.

Saved By The Bell

Slater was a douche.
Zack was always too preppy.
Jessie later strips.

The Smurfs

Central planning, eh?
What a great lesson for kids.
Soviets in blue.

Hey Dude

I just can't believe
a show with an Indian
that is named "Danny"

Double-Dare

Red team versus blue.
With all that is known now,
Please don't slime the host

A-Team,

-I Heart Palindromes

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