24 May 2010

What, No Orenthal James Joke?

As you have likely deduced, the unambiguous goal of my effort to occasionally write things down on the inter-web is to a) try to make my friends laugh and b) to make needless Tony Danza and GUTS references.


I will apologize in advance for the lack of accomplishing either goal in this but promise to return to both a and b in my next missive, which I am fairly sure is going to to be about Halloween costumes that I plan to embarrass my significant other with over the course of my life.


For now though, I will digress into a numbered list. Bookdock once told me that when I get worked up and stressed out over the demands "not sucking at life" is placing on me I should stop and name five things that I am thankful for. So here goes:


1) That it would appear that I am capable of keeping my sense of humor about me regardless of life's often difficult circumstances and trials. After all, with a face like mine, I better have something else to offer this world.


2) That I am genuinely challenged in my work. I had dinner with a friend on Friday in New York who is an accountant and absolutely hates her job. I don't know what I would do without my career.


3) That I will never be too old or too cool to get "seven-year-old-boy-on-Christmas-morning" excited about the opening day for the Cubs or the prospect of getting a puppy back in my life relatively soon.


4) That I have resilient relationships that have persisted despite vastly divergent paths. That I am and want to remain committed to the people that matter to me without needing a preface or footnote to that sentiment. Those people deserve my loyalty.


5) That I am growing up -- in painful and enjoyable ways all the same. I can see my life ahead of me and by whatever combination of hard work and reasonable fortune, it looks promising enough that I am excited to live it.


post-script: The Chicago Blackhawks post-season run didn't make this list solely due to my incredible superstitious streak.


Now, back to obscure 1990's references: isn't that right Olmec of Legends of the Hidden Temple?


You did not see that coming...


-I Heart Palindromes

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