Friend! Part Trois

What can I say, when it rains it pours:

So I got pulled over for the 3^rd time for my lack of inspection today. However, this time I’m within the 15 day rejection window. I was stopped by a motorcycle cop on I-64 on my  way back into work (Stu your Bav Auto parts are at the house by the way). The trooper pulls me over on an uphill highway exit:

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over

The General: Inspection

Cop: Yes, why isn’t you car inspected?

The General: It was, but it was rejected

Cop: Where is your rejection sticker?

The General: hands Cop rejection sticker

Cop: Why isn’t this on your windshield

The General: It fell off. I am within the 15 day window

Cop looks at sticker

Cop: It says you were rejected for brakes. Do you think its safe

to drive a car without good functioning brakes?

The General: Officer my brakes are fine, it failed for a loose drivers side parking brake cable.

Cop: So your parking brake doesn’t work?

The General: No it does, there is one on each side of the car, one side is loose that’s all. The other side works great.

Cop: So your parking brake isn’t functioning…

The General: Sir, with all due respect if my parking brake wasn’t functioning my car would have rolled down this hill and over your motorcycle by now.

Cop: (chuckles) You know you might have a point there. Please get your car inspected soon. Have a nice day. 

Word,

-I Heart Palindromes